So, I rolled a new character. And, it will be my new main. I like my loremaster, I really do. But, I just found out... why did no one tell me???... that if I play a warrior-skald (dps) Minstrel that I can kill enemies with a bassoon!!!!!!!!! I'll probably never ever be welcome in a (non-RoH) group, but my goodness, I just cannot pass this up.
Togskravir, Warrior-Skald of the Lonely Mountain. His bassoon honks for thee! (apologies to actual bassoonists, it really is a perfectly lovely instrument in capable hands. He is using it in dissonant stance, after all!)