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Come sit my friends and I’ll sing you a tale

One of romance and adventure and action that’s never stale

The song of the Twlight Warriors and Adventures herein 

This is the legend of the Rebels of Hydaelyn!

 

First we have the hero of three

Nox,Lux, and Bell, see he’s actually crazy

A unique sort of hero

At least his minds of three not zero

 

But don’t ask me who’s in charge

He’s a madman at large!

Three minds that work as one

All dating the same guy? Man that’s fun!

 

Then we have Niri

My what a violence deary 

She is a samurai of honor and light

But let’s not forget her temper as a dark knight!

 

Beware her view of right and wrong

Get on the dark side and your head may be gone

I kid you not this kitty packs a punch

And she’ll leave you corpse to be natures lunch!

 

Then we have her sister Amai 

You should go talk to her don’t be shy!

She dances she laughs and she has a good time

But get in her bad side and Niri will stomp you to slime!

 

An eligant lady and merchant to be

For now she travels the roads and enjoys being free

From far away those two hail

To get there you better learn to sail!

 

Garris is big strong and tough

For such a sweet soul he’s really quiet buff

The guy will care and protect

But get in his way and he’ll end you like an insect

 

He’s a hrothgar from who really knows

His skill with a gunblade and knots shows

The safest place on the field is behind him

But if your in front chances of survival is slim

 

Aria like the sisters is from far away

But this girl came here just to play!

A samurai trained through and through

But this warrioress also likes froo froo

 

She is heroic of that I have no doubt

Her blade and skill will always win a bout

But her heart is one of pain and rage

Which she’d rather display on a stage

 

Drake is the kid of the troop

Though his magic will turn you to goop

A Red mage of talent and skill

And a robot name Royal to obey his will

 

He’s a prince of a land somewhere out there

But when he came out of his box, things just got unfair

He’s clueless and cute and kind of a dolt

But I’ll tell you what, better dodge that lightning bolt!

 

Toralea is another woman of song

I never mind that Kitten when she’s along

A flinger of arrows and slinger of blades

She’ll kill a man and sing her accolade’s 

 

She’s a good one to have in any fight

The bad guys never seem to keep her in sight

A mystery to some whose always on the run

But like Aria I can’t help but watch her bum!

 

Rinh is a white mage who may strike it rich

But of course that’s if she ever stopped being a…witch?

She’s mouthy she’s rude and really quiet mean!

But man am I glad she’s part of the team

 

She’s the one to help you when your dyin

Course she might stress test you just for cryin!

Her magic is great but so is her bite

She’ll ripe you apart before there’s even a fight!

 

This brings us to the hero of the troop

The number one playboy and singer of the group

The singer of songs Rowen Walker

The groups best villain stalker!

 

He sings and he shoots

But mostly knocks boots

He fights for his family and friends

And to his group image he attends!

 

They fight beasts and monsters all over the land

Spilling the Blood of Red Ravens on Ul’dah sand

The morbal of the forest stood no chance

The moment is met our hero’s glance!

 

Shh no no

It’s almost time to go

 

These are the hero’s of Twlight

Traveling the roads to make things right

They strike villains and the worshipers of sin

Woe to the enemies of the Rebels of Hydaelyn!

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