Pinkatron2000

I am 42 (2022 edit: 44 2023 edit:) soon to be 45 year old she/her as of writing this, and if memory serves me right, I will forget to update my age for the next five years in this profile. I am an expert at never being an expert. In four decades of horribly awkward life on this planet, I have yet to decide what I want to be when I grow up. So. There’s that.
 

I am employed officially full-time as an SEO Content Copywriter, which means the only writing I tend to like to do now is blather on about ridiculous personal things. I didn’t begin reverting into one of those annoying cotton-candy, pink, and sparkle-addicted, unicorn-riding princesses until my mid-30s when my brain decided that I was going to go full throttle into cute, pastel, glitter, and kawaii. Thanks, brain.

I am owned by six cats, four birds, one husband, one mother-in-law, and one mother-in-law's dog. I dabble in digital and traditional media. 

I am currently actively playing GuildWars 2 with ROH, can can be found online as mellyjellybeans.5280. I am willing to help with whatever and whenever I can get in the game. 

When I grow up, I hope never to grow up. 

Socials: 
Redbubble Art Store: Sparkle-pants.redbubble.com
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/hotpinkunicornmess/
Twitter: @2phatgeeks
mastodon: https://dice.camp/@pinkgoblin