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goes to show even our Santa is badass if he can tame six of these oh...they prefer steak to carrots
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have to share this now everyone in EU4 know what the Ottomans are like now am playing as Poland I had 2 20k stacks place on the straits so they couldn't go from Turkey to Greece so they did something utterly shocking they did an assault from the Black Sea on the Moldova coast. I had 30k men ready to rush down when they tried to attack through the straits I didn't even see the attack until I saw a little 90k in the corner of my eye I look I scream outnumbered 3-1 the brave Polish men stood their ground Estoniaian Moldovians even Bohemians stacked on my army under the command of a 3-2-5 KING! Their King the RNG was with me thrice they roll 0 thrice they lost 10k in those rolls it was something I will never forget and wish I recorded it in a hail of cannons I lost a total of 30k from my men and allies and I bag the Ottoman army and I started to laugh hysterical as rebellions sprang up and the Ottoman Empire broke apart in 5 years this is a day I will never forget! I even feel like writing a short story about it!
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RNGesus to the rescue! you owe him some extra goats!
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they are getting a goddamn cow from me that for sure